Keller Chambers

a no good ginger elf who also works as a prostitute

Man that Keller Chambers screwed me good in Canada.

by Keller-GingerElf September 26, 2012

lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

maya keller

A amazingly amazing girl who will never let you down as long as she is alive. She goes through a lot of pain daily but pushes through it and will never show thats she's hurting on the outside and inside. She is beautiful but is still insecure about herself. Anyone who is lucky to have her will tell you she is trust worthy kind and amazing but you do not want to abandon her or piss her off because then she will take all her power to ignore you and ruin you. She tries to be mean to people she is mad at but it is hard because she wants friends so badly but is scared of abandonment that is why you NEVER leave her unless you die. And if you do leave you should stay in touch. She doesn't ask for much she doesn't ask for presents or money she only asks for your friendship,honesty and kindness.

Person 1- you know maya right?
Person 2- yeah Maya keller? why?
Person 1-I never noticed how nice she is she never asks for anything she just wants a friend.!
Person 2- WOW thats hard to find... don't leave her

by Marissa3214 May 21, 2018

Helen Keller Moment

A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.

I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)

by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018

Keller texas

White preppy kids going to rap concerts or trying to rap songs, doing hella lot of drugs like mollies, perocets, xanax, etc. They say the n word, act like they are in a gang and spend their money they don't have on designer stuff like Gucci and Louis Vuitton. The City of Keller also spend their money on $1 million houses they're building. Their high schools are filled with teachers sleeping with students, giving head in the school bathrooms and smoking weed and vaping in the hallways.

Kid 1-"so who is that in that Louis Vuitton backpack kid smoking in the back of his Honda civic listening to Cheif keef?"
Kid 2-"nah it's just this Keller kid name Justin. He think he's cool and shit because he thinks he acts like a crip but he not."
"That's why it's called Keller Texas lol."

by EveryoneInTheClub February 6, 2019

Kellermans

Globular dead zones within a Protein A chromatography column.

Looks like we've got some Kellermans in this column, better check the HETP / asymmetry!

by tealtiger2 August 1, 2012

Hellen Keller

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.

Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.

by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017