knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007

Knacker Drinking

Getting one of your friends brothers that is 18+ to buy you alcoholic beverages , then travelling to a place which is rarely visited by adults to consume these beverages

We might go knacker drinking with Lohan , after work on friday

by R10 December 19, 2006

Clammy Knacker

when your testicle (knacker) gets really sweaty (clammy) and sticks to your leg.

Bollocks, i've got clammy knacker again!

This clammy knacker is pissing me off!

I wish i didn't get clammy knacker all the time!

I've recently entered "Clammy Knacker" into the urban dictionary!

by Mr Curt August 7, 2007

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006

knackercracker

harsh violent damage to the scrotum, worst case scenario ,kick in the bollocks by a metal toe cap boot

"fuck off ,or i will give you a knackercracker you wont forget in a hurry ,bastard

by rudikeegan October 28, 2006

Knacker Drinking

The act of consuming alocoholic beverages outdoors, often in a park or field, and preferably near a waterway, often engaged in my youths not old enough or rich enough to drink in bars.

"Me and the lads was knacker drinking down the valley with the girls on Sa'urday. Was fookin lashed, but than the Guards came and we had to leg it and I lost three tins of Bulmers.'

by The Real Mr Fish July 12, 2009