Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

skagg knacker

A Heroin Addict who has used all available veins in his arms and legs, and has resorted to injecting into his scrotum.

"Look at the state of that guy, I bet he`s a skagg knacker!"

by Yea Yeah October 1, 2006

knacker tash

Facial hair/fluff loosely resembling a mustache generally sported by 14-16 year old Corconians usually from the Knocka neighborhood

Lamp the knacker tash on the fein in the Punto, his mam must be fierce proud

by Pouipsch May 24, 2008

knacker bag

scrotum, ball bag. term of endearment between friends.

ie, how ya goin knacker bag?

by knacker bag June 24, 2011

Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

by aloce September 10, 2006

knacker's yard

Exactly as above. A British expression. A place where an animal carcass (or carcase, depending on your dictionary), usually a horse (this is from way back when people still kept them within city limits, before automobiles took over) was disposed of and turned into glue. To be "knackered" is to compare one's self to being dead, exhausted, etc., often in a post sexual context, but any kind of tired will do. It is an allowable expression on the BBC. It has nothing to do with being injured in one's private parts, and there's many words for that, already.

I just worked two shifts and I'm fit for the knacker's yard.

by quas1 September 27, 2010

Knackered as a fish

Tired, worn out etc
Knackered as a salmon when extremly tired

I've just been running from the pigs, now im knackered as a fish

by Mike Longford January 8, 2009