post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.

Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.

by Ahod February 22, 2009

kleptomaniac

a muthafucka that just can't seem to keep their hands of of other people's shyt. For example, a person who goes into Wal*Mart and just has the urgency to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your brand spankin' new lead pencil off of your desk.

This kleptomaniac bastard just walked by and took my damn napkin...

by 20Breezy09 May 8, 2009

Intellectual Klepto

a coworker who steals the idea(s) of cowork of others and later presents them as their own.

1. I loved your graphic so much I copied it and used in in my ad, I am such an Intellectual Klepto.
2. John the Intellectual Klepto, wanted me to steal a web form from abc.com
3. I am such an Intellectual Kelpto, I stole this graph from bob's presentation.

by txSpiderman September 19, 2006

Kletch

A word describing anyone whos is LGBT+, or in anyway disabled / neurodivergent.

“Holy shit, look there, it’s that Kletch, Brooke/Griffin!”
“Damn, Julia, you really are a Kletch.”

by Ajaxalicious April 10, 2023

klepto

someone who is addicted to stealing. Short for kleptomaniac

"liz is such a klepto!"

by rach January 29, 2005

kleptology

the art of stealing.

The notorious thief has been teaching kleptology to children.

by uttam maharjan August 7, 2012

klest

a very lazy way of saying coolest.

person 1: brap brap we r tha klest

by tankard January 2, 2014