keefe

The crystals that fall off really good marijuana.

After I shook that hydro, I had about a gram of killer keefe

by Pilaf May 29, 2008

kleeman

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

keefbox

1. (n.) The bottom stage of a two-stage marijuana grinder, where keef collects after repeated grinding.

2. (n.) Less often, the grinder itself.

"Man, look at the keefbox in my grinder. It's damn near full of powder! We need to pack up a bowl of this stuff."

by AquaticPhoenix April 23, 2008

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

KEEFED

a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"

1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

1. "Dude, I think Dennis KEEFED his coworkers real good yesterday."

by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Keef Cola

A fizzy soda fused with cannabis extract. Usually drank by wannabe rasta/hippie druggie edgelord pieces of shit just to sound, and look cool.

Or just normal people who prefer being high over being drunk.

I am not drinking just any soda, I am drinking Keef Cola; I am being specific that it contains weed because I am a faggot.

by California Bae Area August 3, 2016