Gave your ass to kiss 

To snubb or show disdain towards someone who has treated you with kindness and generosity.

" Chuck helped you out when you had nothing and when he asked you for some help in return you gave your ass to kiss."

Gave your ass to kiss by Mackendeez March 25, 2022

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is) by Black Turner December 13, 2013

kiss that turtle ass 

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

kiss that turtle ass by willy scott June 1, 2021

Kiss my black ass 

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off

You all can go and kiss my black ass

Kiss my black ass by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022

Kiss my snapping ass 

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.

“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya

Kiss my snapping ass by Vitiligo pussy July 5, 2023

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

Kiss my shiny metal ass 

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

Kiss my shiny metal ass by Vash September 24, 2004