Kirsty is a person that never showers and always smells. She often wears the same clothes and you get sick of seeing those grey shorts she wears. She is a terror to live with and a wind up merchant. Kirsty always takes a joke to far and can often give but not take.
by KitKat4TheBin February 16, 2020
Get the Kirstymug. Kirsty is an amazing person in general. She has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes. Her voice is like an angel. Not to mention that stunning personality. Solid 10/10, probably gives the best head.
by urmum469 November 21, 2021
Get the Kirstymug. Proper Noun
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
Person A: Look at that Kirsty over there
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
by KerbySherby April 1, 2020
Get the Kirstymug. by tequilababy August 5, 2020
Get the kirstymug. i member the 1st time i saw kirsty. she was the new girl at work. standing there over the sink, i member being down the other end of the kitchen having to work with the chef but wanting to go talk to her.... as weeks passed and she was at work more and more we got closer annoying will cos he wanted to be pervy pete. he used to get annoyed when kirsty and i used to have water fights in the kitchen. we used to stand close whippin each other. hiding her shoes sitting on the sinks just talking to her getting to know her..we used to talk every day at half 3 when she was off the bus and walking to the horses.i member the first time we went out i was soo hung over we went to the pub for lunch i couldnt eat anything, i sat oppisite kirsty and i just couldnt take my eyes off of her.. after, we went to the seaside and i remember the girls going for a swim in all their clothes when they got out kirsty can and sat on my lap and wills face was a picture hahahaa!!!
by stubearto December 7, 2011
Get the kirsty mackenziemug. A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention
by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022
Get the kirsty bakermug. A British Karen. Ready at any turn to stick their nose into someone else's buisness and make a mountain out of a mole hill and when they cant they fabricate it. Dragging every nearby human available into the created drama purely for their own amusement.
" I said it was only wee argument but he went and done a Kirsty and now we're basically getting divorced"
'So much drama nice night turned into a Kirsty, ruined!'
'So much drama nice night turned into a Kirsty, ruined!'
by Lady Decay February 21, 2022
Get the Kirstymug.