kiloe

Big dick hero,
take your bitches

get them pregnant and give them back..
will beat your ass if you try him
real street nigga

sold drugs all his life

I am a kiloe.

by "loe" December 20, 2016

kilosexual

Anyone or anything attracted or has the sudden urge to dry hump or have sexual with everything (Wilson). The term kilo-sexual derives from the Latin route kilo meaning thousand.

Random Guy: Bro I just saw some gai dry hump a fire hydrant whilst a dog urinated on it, and proceeded to rape the dog... and everything else.

Other Random Gai: Dang, I am now so compelled to join him. We can be kilosexuals together. Maybe we can dock together.

by thelardlord November 29, 2013

Go the extra kilometer

(Verb) (GOE THUH EKSTRAH KEELOE MEETER) - A modified form of the phrase "go the extra mile". Definition - to perform somewhat above and beyond, but not to the extent of honorable recognition.

Effort bar
50% - What was required, nothing more or less
75% - More than what was required - an extra Kilo
100% - Outstanding effort - an extra Mile

- I'm burned out. I wanna go to bed so bad, so I think I'll write and extra couple of sentences and go the extra kilometer, then I'll hit the sack.

by Dochie XL November 13, 2011

Off Kilter

The definition of this word is in and of itself not "on kilter". I thought I would use symbols like " and "" ... you see.. that is two of them there. Please ask yourself... am I really reading something that someone just types for little to no reason? Then forget you asked that and carry on. Be good. Or. Well, just be good until we talk. Sometime.

For example, I really think I am off kilter after a couple mexican lunches in the can. You know? You better know. I am nean ... sorry I meant to spell "mean"... but I spelled it "nean".. my bad. Anyway. This is a good example.

by David Mother H P. October 12, 2004

Kilometers

Dickriding Faggot

His Homesite Is 411 Hype

by Bearstein Bear March 10, 2003

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)

Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!

by radeonx August 3, 2009

kilomerit

the rate of wind velocity it merits to change a piece of clothing.

OMG Gwendolen totally shaved 3 kilomerits from her sweater swap out.

by SoberInfant February 9, 2010