Kidan

The most littist girl in the world! She halirious and the life of the party. She is super doper funny and can be serious if needed. She can be the best friend that you'll every need. She stands up for what is right and cracks the funnist jokes. She makes you feel the best when you are sad and in need of love. She will be the best gf. She will tell you the truth and have your back. She can be loud and very talkitive. But gets good grades. And is the best to be around. Now her aperance is something else!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the most beautiful person you will every see. She chooses her men wisely. An example would be Noah Centineo. She is the life of the party and lights up a room

boy 1: oh snap shes hot!
boy 2: kidan!?!?!?
boy 1: well duh look at her!!!
boy 2: no i call dibs, shes mine

mia/bff: you are my best friend and i hope i nevry loose you.
Kidan: gurllll you want you ae my best friend too

by awesomeunicorn22 February 14, 2019

Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Kidnap

To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.
The common tools used in a kidnapping are:
Ether
Guns
Knives
Candy
Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.

A common kidnap scene:

Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here.
Walter: What for mistah?
Mr. Doom: I want to give you something.
Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^
Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car*
Walter: Mmph...
Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!

by spaZmodius December 30, 2005

Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"

by Barbie and bob the builder June 19, 2019

Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.

Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold

by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016