kewstoke

small village near Bristol with a fifth generation gene pool of 2

first cousins is a distant marriage

by me February 22, 2004

Keystone Copter

A law enforcement or Police helicopter

The crowd at the outdoor concert was illuminated by the spotlight from the Keystone Copter as other deputies approached by car.

by Keith Hubbell December 7, 2006

Keystone heights

A small town in Florida, at the high school all the rich bitches think they are all that, and all the guys are hoes and talk shit about girls, alot why most if the girls are bisexual or gay, we are a bunch or rednecks and alot of pot heads, we have alot of partying going on with under age drinking but everyone gets a way with it because no one cares in keystone

The party in keystone heights was insane we got wasted

by Yee yee juice *drinks* May 13, 2019

Keystones

A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams

Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!

by Daugh March 20, 2021

keystoner

A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".

"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)

by OC Local July 1, 2007

Keystone Pipeline

When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.

I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.

by lemonhunter87 April 6, 2017

Keystone Camp

All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.

Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!

by keystonegirlfornever November 23, 2011