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Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"
I have kester's tits
by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019
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Keystroke

Used in gelbooru commonly to add extra text so it lets you comment. It’s like changing they’re to they are to add extra letters in essays
Anonymous: Very good Keystroke Keystroke
by Some egg July 5, 2022
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kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
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keaster

he got shot right in the keaster
by mitchell keast May 30, 2005
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Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.
by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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kegster

A person who drinks from a keg for hours, trying to finish it so it doesn't go to waste, and ends up ridiculously drunk from the effort.
"Yea dude, I snagged the keg from Dana's and tried to finish it yesterday. Yea, I drank from 2pm-till 2am. I think I'm still drunk."

"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
by lmh08k February 28, 2010
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