Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.

Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.

by Galapp December 8, 2010

Kenton

Is a Synonym of blow job.

"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"

by Galapp December 6, 2010

Kenonte

A boy who kicks ass on the football field. Especially at wide reciever!

Did you see that guy who caught that ball and ran it in for a touchdown?
He's Kenonte with a capitol K!

by trainer k February 1, 2010

KenWon

Somebody who's especially retarded at messing everything up.

Landon: You're such a KenWon!

Jackson: I can tell

by Adopted766 September 7, 2019

kenson

to drink to excess and make an ass of oneself; small in stature; gnome-like; quiet until drunk

You never would have known that guy was like that until he got drunk and pulled a kenson.

by MJ55 May 4, 2005

kenyon asswhipe

lover of dildos, but only if they're lubed up and ready to go. a down syndrome child, who just wants to help people. Likes hardcore gay pornos, fingers his butthole while watching the porn. Always wanting to fuck little kittens and puppies. never whipes his ass after pooping, hence the name asswhipe.

Man your acting like a real kenyon asswhipe

by puk840560437 March 20, 2013

Kenyon

A gay boy who sucks dick

Kenyon is a faggot

by Kenyonstrsight July 6, 2019