kansas city hustle 

"kansas city hustle" is when somebody delays doing something knowing that someone else will do it instead, BUT at the last second, acts like they were in the process of doing it, ultimately getting out of doing said act.

Baby: WAH!! WAH!!!

Dad: ** glancing at wife out of the corner of his eye**

Mom: ** gets up to get the baby **

Dad: ** starts leaning forward and 'just notices' mom is already getting up to take care of the baby, perfectly executing the kansas city hustle ** "OH...you...you got it then? I was going to, but...if you got it, go ahead..."

kansas city hustle by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

Kansas City Special 

A specail type of oral sex when the blowee's penis is covered with BBQ sauce.

Guy 1: Last night, I got a Kansas City Special!
Guy 2: What kind of BBQ sauce did she use?
Guy 1: Spicy, cuz she is a Jackson County freak!

Kansas City Special by Vegas vacation August 19, 2015

Kansas City Shuffle 

As taken from Wikipedia, and which I checked out elsewhere, the first instance of this term is the title of a Jazz song from 1926 by Bennie Moten. Beyond that, it's a term that's only been given real meaning by the movie Lucky Number Slevin, in which it's used to refer to a kind of con game. Specifically a con in which a combination of distraction and subterfuge cause the mark to turn their attention away from the plot which proceeds in the opposite direction. The term itself is weighted with football, gambling, and other innuendo but since it didn't exist as a phrase until that movie was released, you could read that subtext into it or not. At it's simplest, a good head fake in sports is a Kansas City Shuffle. At a more complex level an army massing battalions of tanks on one front to occupy enemy attention and draw them out of fortified positions while in reality a naval attack ensues instead would also be a Kansas City Shuffle. In short, it's a cute name for a kind of misdirection.

"They look right... and you look left." Lucky Number Slevin's simplest definition of a Kansas City Shuffle delivered by Bruce Willis

There is anecdotal evidence that a football play was called a Kansas City Shuffle. (Note: a shuffle is a type of play)

"Your shoelaces are untied" (followed by tweaking the victims nose) "Now that my friend, is the old Kansas City Shuffle."

Kansas City Shuffle by Stephen Daedalus November 6, 2006

Kansas City Push Pop 

The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"

Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.

Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.

Kansas City Push Pop by Wtf Man November 4, 2012

Kansas City Masterpiece 

Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.

Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.

Kansas City Masterpiece by saturninely November 25, 2009

Kansas City Chiefs 

Legendary football team lead by Patrick Mahomes and who sadly lost the Superbowl against the TamaBay Buckeneers lead by Tom Brady (who is now retiring)

Random person: What is ur fav football team?
Me: The Kansas City Chiefs

Kansas City Chiefs by single sadly February 8, 2021

Kansas City Chiefs 

The team was formed in 1960 as the AFL's Dallas Texans. They won a championship in 1962 then moved and became the Kansas City Chiefs the following season. They became a dominant team in the late 1960s, with 4 playoff berths. They lost in Super Bowl I in 1966, the first meeting of AFL and NFL teams. In 1969, the dominated Minnesota for a Super Bowl IV victory. From 1972-89, the Chiefs went on a long streak of years in which the missed the playoffs. They finally recovered in early 1990s under the direction of Marty Schottenheimer, with 7 playoff berths in 8 years from 1990-1997. They also had Joe Montana play quarterback during his final seasons. The Chiefs had their most recent playoff apperance in 2003. They have recently had incredibly offenses and amazing players such as Trent Green and Tony Gonzales, but have been plagued by bad defenses.

"The Purple People Eaters of Minnesota were viewed by many as the most hard-nosed defense in the league, but the Kansas City Chiefs were the toughest team today, as the have won the Super Bowl."

Kansas City Chiefs by Sports Info July 5, 2006