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kangaroo fucker

a term to call an Aussie when you are mad at them.
**some Aussie guy is making fun of you**

you: shut up you kangaroo fucker
by TheHeffNerr February 9, 2006
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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kangaroo screw

Something that is completely messed up.
Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.
by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010
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kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window
Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.
by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014
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Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair
This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.
by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008
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kangaroo threesome

A devious practice taken upon by certain tourists to Australia.
You should check out Mike's profile pic. He totally had a kangaroo threesome
by Smartassicus Rex II January 24, 2011
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Kangaroo Joey

A Kangaroo Joey is when one man stretches his ball skin enough to allow another man to put his balls in the stretched skin and then wrap them up.
After a long bike ride, Scott tells Andy his balls are cold, Andy offers to warm them up by using the Kangaroo Joey method.
by ISleptInAidensBedOnce October 1, 2016
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