kroeker

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

by kroeker March 4, 2010

Kronenberger

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

crack kroger

The kroger supermarket located in a less than desireable neighborhood, or frequented by a more pharmacutically enhance clientel.

Stay away from the crack kroger down by the ghetto, Jimmy friend got stabbed in the check out line.

by D Leasor April 3, 2006

Krowemoh

It is "Homework" spelled backward. At the beginning of 2021, a rumor circulated that it translated to "Child abuse" in Latin. There is no evidence that points to this rumor being true. It seems the rumor was started as a joke but was then spread to people who thought it was telling the truth

Person A: Hey, I saw this Instagram post saying that Krowemoh means child abuse in Latin
Person b: Um, actually, it doesn't, it started as a joke, and then people shared it thinking it is real.

by IsaacBell March 23, 2021

Krowebear

A Lovable bear who play's Dota. However, if woken during hibernation has been known to go into a mauling frenzy. Some believe it is because during this state the Krowbear is lead to think that people are after his tortillas.

Taku: I just called Krowebear and he started growling and then I heard a scream I think he mauled someone. I wet my pants.
Remmy: Think you shouldn't mess with his tortillas.
Sephlroth: I'd be more careful in the future maybe you should buy some krowbear insurance.
Fry: ...

by Pooku- January 21, 2009

kordelia

A person with the name Kordelia is sure to be a great business woman and friend to all. She's kind, sometimes annoying as fuck, bad-ass and the bestest friend anyone could ask for

Lily: Is Kordelia okay?
Athena: Don't worry, it's Kordelia we're talking about

by Aestheticallyfuckedup June 7, 2017

Kroger ad

Another garbage ad that is less cringe than the grubhub ad

kroger ad but i removed the cringe

by DatAmazingGamer January 15, 2021