Kos, or some say Kosm

A phrase used by Micolash, Host of the Nightmare, in reference to a dead (or dying) eldritch entity.

Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm... do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the Vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.

by Exterminator (not really) March 5, 2022

kismet

The word Kismet is of foreign origin and is used in Turkish, Urdu, Hindi and Arabic. In Hindi it would be pronounced more like kismat, and it means "fate" or "destiny". The meaning is exactly the same in English. So instead of saying, "it is fate", you could say "it is kismet".

Kismet is also the name of a robot at an MIT research lab that is used to demonstrate simulated emotion. However, there is no connection between the meaning of the robot's name and its use. The only meaning of Kismet is fate or destiny.

The word kismet was used on Season 5 Episode 25 of Star Trek DS9 (thats where I first heard it). Jake Sisco and the Ferengi Nag were bidding for a 1951 earth baseball card at one of Quark's auctions. They planned to give it to Benjamin Sisco, captain of DS9 to raise his spirits. They were outbid by someone with a lot more gold pressed latinum (space currency) than them. Here's the dialog:

Jake Sisco: I want to give my dad something that will bring a little joy into his life. Something special. Im telling you that baseball card is the answer. Its kismet.

Nag: Kiss you ?

Jake Sisco: (annoyed) Kismet - fate, destiny. I was meant to give that card to my father.

by garyofcourse August 3, 2006

Keep it kosher

Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away.

Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad.

by DAB#2 November 29, 2019

kismet

Destiny - being in the same place at the same time as someone else.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

kosher

To be genuine and/or legitimate.

She consulted lawyers to make sure everything was kosher.

by Kat, that's me! December 11, 2016

kosher

Derived from the Hebrew word "kasher," which means "proper" or "pure.".

Although it is most commonly used in describing the dietary law of the old testiment or torah, it can be used fully interchangeably with "proper" or "pure" or even "lawful".

A high volume of youth have started using it as a slang for "cool" or "chill".

This meat is kosher.

Would you believe that "in her eyes", this is perfectly kosher?

by abgo July 26, 2009

Kosher Tax

A Jewish scam on the American public where large companies are forced to pay a Rabbi to certify their products "kosher" and Americans who buy the product foot the bill. Based on a study by The Jewish Newsletter in 1968, Rabbi's who certify products Kosher were bilking companies $30000+ per year for this service. That's one rabbi and one company! In the late 60's Jews were collecting $20,000,000 per year by this illegal tax. In todays dollars, that means Jews are pocketing $50,000,000+ per year! STOP THE KOSHER TAX SCAM!!

Next time you are at the store pick up a can of food and look for a "U" or "K" on the label. If it has one and you buy it, you are paying The Great Kosher Tax Scam.

by anonymouse.com June 28, 2007