Bee's Knees
Bee's Knees by SlangMonkey February 23, 2004
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Mormon knees
Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
Mormon knees by VallejoRob August 26, 2009
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Dis-knees
The Dis-knees (short for Disney Knees) refers to the dance typical in early 2000s movies, where the main protagonist (typically a young girl who is completely and totally normal and not at all special...except that the most popular boy in school is in love with her and she can sing very well) does her little dancy dance. See: China Ann McClain in Ant Farm, Demi Lovato in Camp Rock, literally any number where the singer grips the mic and bends her knees in her little dancy dance.
Dis-knees by thoughtsandthings September 28, 2021
sharp knees
A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.
sharp knees by Dwight Frank September 30, 2005
pee knees
A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).