Tie the knot

1. To get married.

2. Two gay men tying their dicks together for pleasure.

Example 1:

Keith: Jessica and I are finally going to tie the knot!
Tyrone: That's great, congratulations on getting married soon!

Example 2:
Guy: Rick and I are about to tie the knot.
Tammy: *Excitement* You guys are getting married?!
Guy: No we are just going to go home and tie our dicks together.

by Darien5 February 17, 2021

Fisherman's Knot

The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.

After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

fuck knot

The funky knot that occurs in the back of a girl hair (assuming its long) after too much missionary position sex.

I'm gonna need a rake to get this fuck knot outta my hair :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Red Knot

The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.

Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.

Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

pop knot

A knot that “pops up” on one’s head due to a blow such as from blunt force trauma.

When the prison guard rapped an inmate on the head with his Billy club, a big old pop knot rose up on his head!

by dmillswvu82 March 25, 2021

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006