shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 08, 2006

Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.

"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"

by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008

Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.

Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .

by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

Kebab Dungeon

Pussy, Fanny, Vagina,

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"

by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018

Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh

Do you fancy a dirty kebab?

by Kiercn November 16, 2019