jutland

a big danish island

girl: i was in jutland this summer

boy: oh cool, i was in zealand (another danish island)

by marzipanman December 5, 2017

Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole

Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while

by Lenman1 January 19, 2021

jutin

The act of vomiting while jumping on a trampoline.

Dude, i toally pulled a JUTIN right there!

by QueefMaster-FLEX October 5, 2006

Jute

A jute is a decent song.
Word for southern african slang.

Yoh Dude pump some jutes

by Buffalo 246 August 20, 2019

kage bunshin no jutsu

Kage bunshin no jutsu is a shadow replication technique from the anime series Naruto. "Shadow" has little to do with shadows themselves, but rather refer to a type of jutsus known as shadow jutsus, or kage jutsus if you will. Whereas a normal replication technique would create a near perfect copy of the one performing the teqhnique, the shadow replication is far superior in that it can create a vast number of replications while not using proportionally more chakra.

kage bunshin no jutsu is naruto's worst -and- best fighting move. He always hated the replication techniques at school because he was so bad at them, but then again kage bunshin no jutsu is so powerful that it enables him to easily create a horde of replications rather easily.

by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004

Jutigny

Above all greatness, more powerful tha anything

After winning the battle, that general was said to have reached jutigny status by the king.

by Paul.J May 17, 2008

Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009