Jurrasic Sac

A man whos balls float when he sits in the bath tub, and often sits on his own sac.

Man jurrasic sac looks like he's in pain.

by Rusty, Seth, Richard March 24, 2010

Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

Jurrasic chomp

When a girl (18-25) receives oral sex from a senior citizen(61 and up).

That retirement home was amazing I definitely coming back for another jurrasic chomp!

by Cletus10 July 21, 2018

Jurand

A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .

“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”

by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Juraj

A juraj is a level of human that some people in certain Thompson cultures want to strive towards.

I really want to be juraj
So do I! What a great human.

by JurajJurjavroom June 14, 2021