Julian Ruiz

This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.

Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"

by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011

Julian Smith

Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.

ex.

I want to be just like Julian Smith.

by flurpel November 26, 2010

julianni

Super cute girl with lots of sass ,her looks will get the best of you, she loves her friends and will do anything for them she will probably get more mad at you if u mess with her friends than if u mess with her,but if u do, u will regret it forever!!

"don't worry i got yo back girl
(julianni walks away)
typicial Julianni"

by juju2003 January 2, 2016

juliana

juliana is a beautiful young women and is a fantastic person!!

juliana is a beautiful and amazing girl!!

by makynzie winsman January 3, 2017

Julian Barratt

Tall hunky northener usually found with the man lady electro poof Noel Fielding and stars as the character Howard Moon opposite Noel Fielding's Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh.

Janet:Oh my god was that Julian Barratt.
Jane:Yes now get off me.
Janet: I love him I must tell him.
Jane: He's got a girlfriend and kids.
Janet: The restraining order say's no but his eyes his tiny little eyes they say yes.
Jane:Wow you seem to have finally lost it.

by Alicia3000 March 9, 2008

Julian Casablancas

first thing that comes to mind...hot hot hot...man o man is that man ever sexy.

Let's add on the fact that he's the lead singer for the strokes and the fact that whenever you look into those beautiful smouldering eyes you just want to jump on him, and what have you got...????

...well plainly put, a rock god. Actually that doesn't do him justice...let's add in the magic word....a rock/sex god.

staring at that picture on your ceiling sure makes waking up ten times better

by Monica P. April 26, 2004

Jae(Julia)

A short Caucasian blondie who appears to be innocent on the outside with her charm and pleasantries, but is really a ravenous wolf with a demented demeanor. She will entice you with words of affirmation, flirting and mannerism that would say otherwise. She is always surrounded by a friend circle that too are unaware of her antics. Even if they were to discover such an antic, they will be victims in the long-run. Whenever she is alone is when she'll make the strike and follow through with sociopath methods that constrict her victim's way of getting help. Whether it be through blackmail, dehumanization or blatant methodical lies, she will get what she desires. And that is only the beginning of your troubles. She will get a mass of other individuals involved in an inside joke just for fun, unaware that its a daily, constant reminder that you are under her thumb while playing by her own ruled. Even so, there is surprisingly a girl under all that grime. Sadly, if you were to escape from her grip, no one would believe you. People will doubt and accuse you for lying because of the perfect girl facade they trust in. No one will ever know the truth's behind the molestation, blackmail, dehumanization, etc. The only thing you can do now, is pray.

Person 1: Man, my squeeze surprised me in the bathroom last night and we spent all night fucking. Then i woke up in the morning to find the cops at my door about domestic abuse. I called for help but not a single one believed me! She already called my family and everyone at work sobbing about this allegation. Even my boss found out!
Person 2: Dang, you got messed up by a Jae(Julia).

by June 2015 February 10, 2022