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cuck juggler

Someone whose sexual orientation is primarily defined by their insatiable lust for cucks and globalists.
Stephanie: Take a look at all these cucks replying to Chuck Schumer's twitter feed! Shit that one's handsome AF. God damn I want to ride them all so hard!

Jimmy: JFC Steph, you're such a cuck juggler!
by BernieWHW June 17, 2018
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Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.
Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.
by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022
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Kansas City Juggler

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.
Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"
by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010
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Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty
by Bartledoo June 10, 2011
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turd juggler

a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip
wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their not hot dogs, they are human poo...wow he is one hot mo fo....no actualy he is THE TURD JUGGLER
by SARA B July 10, 2006
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Juggler

A person capable of maintaining several objects in the air simultaneously. These are usually clubs, balls and rings but can be extended to knives, chainsaws, torches, babies. Jugglers are most of the time math lovers and geeks of several kinds, but can also be art freaks.

Many Jugglers have other Juggling friends and they pass clubs, rings and balls between them.

Some Jugglers also ride Unicycles (but this offically makes them clowns) and some balance things on their faces, such as clubs, pens and hockey sticks.
Some people can be Jugglers....Some people can't.
by LittleNumpty September 12, 2009
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juggler

Sad specimen of humanity who thinks that the ability to keep several objects in the air at once is entertaining.
When her parents hired a juggler for her birthday party, Susie realised that Mummy and Daddy didn't love her anymore.
by Boujze January 4, 2009
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