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José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.
by Jo'ves April 6, 2017
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José Carioca

José "Zé" Carioca is a cartoon anthropomorphic parrot created by the Brazilian cartoonist José Carlos de Brito
Has a sexy af voice

And is boyfriends with Donald Duck & Panchito Pistoles
Guys what was the name of that super cool parrot again?
José Carioca?
Yes!!
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José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.
Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !
by Jozon November 23, 2016
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José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.
José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.
by mrsvalden June 11, 2011
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José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
“Yo man José totally just made my day
Of course, that’s just what he does!”
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021
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José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 8, 2017
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