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José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.
by Jo'ves April 6, 2017
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José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.
José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club
by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021
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Sloppy José

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.
I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.
by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019
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José

by oopsxd January 12, 2022
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Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 4, 2023
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José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 8, 2017
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