Jerry Hou

Likes Highschool DxD and jerking off everyday to lolis.

are you jerry hou?

by Jerry Hou July 4, 2019

Getting your jerry popped

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.

JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.

by APantzMember November 24, 2011

Jordyn

A girl who is very kind, loving, but shy. She will be shy around you at first, but get to know her and she will be your best friend. She knows how to have a good time, but also loves to curl up with you. She always puts others ahead of her. She is unique and incredibly sweet.

Guy: I met an awesome girl yesterday! Her name is Jordyn and she is the best!

Other Guy: You are so lucky!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

jerry can

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.

Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!

by DGUSMC July 24, 2008

gold jerry gold

The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.

Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.

VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!

VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!

by magoo June 3, 2004

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

Sailor Jerry's Rum

A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.

Dude 1: You ever had Sailor Jerry's Rum?

Dude 2: Yeah! Strong! But goes down smooth!

by Sailor Jerry's Drinker January 16, 2010