Get fucking Jono’d

When you get so drunk you throw up in a urinal and then proceed to pass out next to said urinal.

Let’s get fucking Jono’d

by Slag shagger September 18, 2018

Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all

Ahhhhh he’s pulling a Jono

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.

bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.

by DeepPain May 11, 2022

Ashleigh and Jono

A good match. They are a good couple and they work well together.

Look at the couple goals with Ashleigh and Jono

by Anonymous 7265518 April 15, 2018

jonovian

A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing

All these boys at this school suck...i need to find me a Jonovian.

by Chickentenders1swoop10th February 3, 2018

jonorr

The Mack, the gawd, the one and only jonorr he has all the ladies and he’s never getting married or having kids you know why???? Cuz he’s the goat 🐐

“Oh he cheated on you again? He such a jonorr!”

by Phill kid 08 March 2, 2018