Jonks

A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.

Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.

by zzabc February 6, 2010

Jonks

Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama

"You're Beautiful"
"JONKS!"

by nSama March 30, 2010

Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021

Jonko

A different word for a joint or spliff.

I like smoking jonko
Me too, better pass it.

by Malle Man December 24, 2015

jonkel

A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.

Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.

by Dick_H July 18, 2005

jonko klappen

het roken van een jonko, joint

hey heb ne nog jonkos?

ja man fasho

kom jonko klappen

by jemama420 November 6, 2020

Jonko

A smoke stick for people who can't afford real drugs

Heb je een Jonko voor mij, lalala la lala la.
Leg wat gram voor me vrij, lalala la lala la.
Elk uur van de dag, klap ik er een stuk of 8. lalala la lala la.

by Men that elles cen April 21, 2022