mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

Indiana jonesed

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016

jonesing

a bowel movement

This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!

by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

by Sniffah January 5, 2008

Roy Jonesing

When a boxer hugs his opponent too much to have the match to end in a draw. Or maybe, he just really likes the guy he's boxing to the point where he can't resist hugging him. Cough *Mike Tyson V.S. Roy Jones Jr, 2020.*

Hey, did you see that? He was just Roy Jonesing his mom before school, what a loser!

by [e-mail] December 2, 2020

Bone Jonesing

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.

Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.

by Anti Webster January 27, 2011