joisey

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.

I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.

by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008

Jiselle

Bitch ass mother fucker that will beat you with her flip flop.

Did you just touch Jiselle’s phone? You better run her shoes are already off.

by You’ll never know who it it June 30, 2020

Josiel

Cool fun dude who loves soccer but became a FBI agent instead.

R: where’s nick?!
Josiel: I’m with nick
N: BLOCK HIM

by OGFTP December 30, 2020

Jisel

In the end only three things matter:
How much you loved
How gently you lived and
How gracefully you let go of those not meant for you.

Jisel, trust is everything. :)

by Mama<3 June 29, 2021

Joselena

I forgot to add beautiful, every Joselena is beautiful.

Joselena is so beautiful

by TheogJoselena December 3, 2021

Joisey Accent

The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.

ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*

by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005

Joselino

The best of the best no one is better

Bro that was a dope back flip your a Joselino

by Fuckerhader January 16, 2019