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Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011
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jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).
Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.
by lex November 24, 2004
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jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks
I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice
by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005
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Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.
Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!
by Ul<nown January 12, 2009
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Jonny

Probably the best person ever, a total goof but so sweet and caring. Very attractive and adorable. Has the best lashes and brows EVER, like what the hell how is that possible. Also a fucking beast at running, also unknown on how the hell its possible. Just a pretty great dude.
Yo, who dat fast boi
Dude that jonny
by alwayshereforyall November 30, 2017
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jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.
"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"
by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004
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Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.
I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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