Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

Joebese

To be skinny like Joey Mac, or starvin' marvin. The complete inability to add even a single pound to ones frame.
Usually caused by complete softness.

"Mark Kate Olsen is wishing she was joebese"

by WaCHunter May 31, 2012

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

joesexual

the feeling you get when you see pictures of joe keery

i saw joe keery and now im joesexual

by boi dumb November 9, 2017

Jobes

Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing

Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy

by Rickyxxy August 2, 2020

jolese

A rare specimen to be sure. Very outgoing, the favourite sibling. Cute, strong, and very entertaining.

Some nicknames may be JoJo, Joey, Joe.

Jolese is too cute!

by I wouldn’t know November 1, 2020

Joeseph Castellano

An ugly ginger.

"Did you hear about that kid Joeseph Castellano" "Yeah he probably likes Carmella"

by Qui-Gon Gin October 3, 2020