Joel Heyman

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.

Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman

by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

jobey

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

by sandikun December 4, 2019

Jabelle

An average height female who likes to be irritating but is also soft-ish. Jabelle’s like being alone but ask like there friends a lot.

Jabelle is literally so pog

by Waifuackermanz June 6, 2021

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Joel

Joel is a smart handsome young man who is very friendly and can make the whole room laugh.But make sure not get very friend or his girlfriend will come for you , Joel is a popular kid with many talents and is never scared to do the impossible.

"Who's that's kid over there?"
"Are you serious how can you not know who he is! that's Joel!"

by Geniussid123 August 18, 2014

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.

Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.

by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010