Jimmy Kimmel

An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.

“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?

“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.

by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021

Jimmy’s mom

One of the hottest people in the world l. I want to feel the touch of a women please

Carl: Jimmy’s mom is so hottt

by Carl_simps_for_jimmys_mom November 19, 2020

Wet Jimmy

Trying to get high with weed (in one form or another, blunt, joint, bong, etc.) but it being laced with a hard drug.

"Dude I haven't smoked since that party where I had a wet jimmy."

by tootsie4445 June 5, 2018

jimmy-zone

When one is so deep in the friend zone with multiple girls and he can no longer get out, so therefore other girls see that and continue the chain of events.

Aw damn he's not even in the bro-zone anymore he is in the jimmy-zone!!!

by Sappo cream October 26, 2017

Jimmy T

The act of inserting a penis into an Italian sandwich, and having another male bite down on it.
The T stands for teeth

“Hello I’d like to order a Jimmy T, please.”
“You’ll have to wait until after my shift for that!”

by AshFire03 November 29, 2019

sneaky jimmy

to be having sex with a girl then suddenly and forcefully sneaking your penis into her anus

That bitch started talkin' shit...so I had to give her the sneaky jimmy.

by AD Class May 15, 2007

smoking a Jimmy

The act of lighting a Slim Jim meat stick on fire and pretending to smoke it.

I saw Josh in Colorado smoking a Jimmy, he is so cool and handsome!

by fingolfin.blin January 23, 2022