Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.

When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.

by ratco June 18, 2015

anal jihad

When a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the ass for the sake of Allah.

Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven

by Bonglajio August 2, 2006

johnny jihad

A Muslim soldier, also referred to as Ali Baba, when referring to the enemy forces as a whole, or in a group relationship.Johhny Jihad is used a euphenism for a single enemy combatant in Iraq.

Gonna shoot ol Johnny Jihad when he comes out from that building.

by jim bless November 15, 2007

anti-jihad

An Anti-Jihad is a battle fought against terrorism.

Suicide bombers in Iraq in cars drive into a US outpost. US soldiers retaliate and kill numerous terrorists. "man our Anti-Jihad is really owning those terrorists" "yeah just wait till the Spectre comes around for a second pass"

by non-rock solid November 19, 2006

Jihadist

1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.

1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"

by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007

kabalaba jihad

a phrase used in "team america world police" it usualay translates as a "childrens holy war"

"durka durka, muhamid ali, kabalaba jihad" a terrorist inquares

by funky_flex June 3, 2005

Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.

Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.

by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009