Jewth

A Jewish persons tooth. Not accepted by a normal tooth fairy for the simple fact that if she stopped to pick up every jewth, she would never finish a night’s work with constant, yet endless haggling by little Jewish kids who weren’t happy with the amount of money she left them under the pillow.

Feivel "Man, my mouth hurts"

Joosef "My dads a dentist, its probably just a minor jewth ache from all the free ice cream we just ate."

by rob$ October 15, 2008

jewthiest

(joo-thee-ist) an athiest who trys to pass as one that is jewish

man, be quiet you jewthiest

by Stealth485 March 15, 2008

Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

jewtastrophie

an epidemic caused by the jewish religion

The Black Plague was a jewtastrophie of the 14th century.

by mightymigit10 November 18, 2009

Nimmy Jewtron

the best meme

¨Nimmy Jewtron is the best meme.¨

by YETI's dictionary May 31, 2018

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

Jewtits

A substitute word or answer to anything.

Get those jewtits off of my bed.

Taylor named his first born daughter Jewtits.

Jonathan - "How was lunch?"
Ryan - "Jewtits."

by Pantsforbrains November 8, 2009