jewman shuman

Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.

That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.

by Jalapena October 28, 2014

jermari

the sexiest, friendliest, activist, boyfriend material,you should get you one;)

omg jermari is so sexy

by sexyboi101 February 28, 2018

jewdar

the innate ability to find currency and save it as though it was a small child.

His jewdar lead him straight to the money laying on the ground at the bar that no one else had even noticed.

by flutterby123 April 25, 2011

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

jermari

A beutifull,independant,shy,friendly, neat,active pearson

Jermari is everyone's friend .

by Jermaris February 19, 2018