Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.

That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples

by big black man24 April 20, 2025

Jewlighting

when a Jewish person is gaslighting you with their superior social intelligence

I caught him stealing my house and he started jewlighting me saying "it was promised to me 3000 years ago"

by Crusadingbegins2036 September 17, 2025

Jewning

The act of a Jewish person gooning. An ugly person with a large nose who constantly goons and has an enormous right arm due to gooning. People who do this may have the last name of Aarons, Steinman, Goldstein, Kaufman, Abraham, and Shwarts

Goldstein: Yo I’m gonna use the bathroom
*45 minutes later*
Dude 2: yo what is he doing
Dude 3: oh he’s probably jewning

by Number1Petermunter. December 11, 2025

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Corona-Jowling

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.

Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling

by My Corona March 18, 2020

Bonathan Jellinghausen

Think of an orgasm. Now multiply the pleasure by 100.

Man, that was a certified Bonathan Jellinghausen moment!

by boon tang February 8, 2022