Jewel

a really unique and sweet person

"Girl, you really are a jewel for doing that for me!"

by mi March 3, 2005

jewcicle

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

by Charter Smith May 21, 2006

Jewchop

Another name for a circumcision

"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"

by ShenLi October 9, 2009

jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcocked

Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023

jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023