A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022
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The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.
Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto
The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.
Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto
Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.
by lexi! January 12, 2009
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When you fly to another country looking for a hookup only to find yourself hooking up with a person from the same country as you. Similar to paratrooping.
Man I was hoping to paratroop with some local tonight but turns out I'm gonna jetleg with this american at her hostel.
by Cosmopolitan28 March 31, 2011
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by Lokidog March 24, 2008
Get the Jet Lag mug.A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?
Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006
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Guy: yo you heard that new JetlagJa song last night?
His friend: Oh yea the one he played on stream, that shi was fireee
His friend: Oh yea the one he played on stream, that shi was fireee
by JETLAG HIMSELF March 3, 2024
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by serpentlover January 10, 2017
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