jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

Jethro

Jethro is racist and hates black people or any people of color although he is a jolibee muncher. He continuously begs for it as if he is homeless and is dying of hunger. He also loves potato corner for some reason and is just like the supermarket jetro! People think hes gay but apparently hes straight?

"woah why are you so racist and gay youre being mad jethro"

by vfzxamz January 29, 2024

Jethro

Man you seeing this name Jethro dawg this guy is the best hobble asf can even give you a comforting words what a cool guy you can talk too and even the best part is he legit will hug you in your bad day..."there there pal I know you had it rough let it all out.."

What fucking great name of a guy.

Just say Jethro but cooler JETHRO.

by Jethroo October 21, 2021

Jethro

Obsessed with Mia, and does not no how to be normal.

"Did you hear about Jethro?"
"No?"
"He has a big crush on Mia"
"ew! Why can't he be normal?!"

by Cats4life!12213 May 6, 2022

Jethro

A tall rich white boy who thinks hes from the hood because he wears hoodies

Rich Kid: Life was so hard growing up
People: Your such a jethro

by Ihewgumveryloudly May 20, 2022

JETHRO

Like you don't already know about Jethro beyond godlike from his unbelievable gorgeous smile who is chiseled with muscle outrageously charismatic not to mention the ability to heal others to feel and understand the hurt other's experience and by some miracle from God he's able to relieve the pain stress and frustration bound up with inside others this man is someone to love and admire and worship hail Lord the Master of life is truly a phenomena Jethro oh yes Jethro

If it's broke sad missing or dismantled all you need is Jethro

by Sexy good like man March 17, 2022

Jethro

A person that uses a lot of techniques from the pioneers.

Don't tell me Jethro. The pioneers?

by Rudy Hills August 6, 2025