Jesper

This person, usually a male, have a special ability to always act dumb and be a complete moron. The person is such a big idiot there is no way he could be serious. If you ever encounter a Jesper remember to stand completely still, punch his nose, scream and run over him, Jesper's usually aren't strong so it should be an easy task for you. Never invite a Jesper to your home, they always find a way to destroy an aquarium, sleep on the floor and lose their pants.

There's a Jesper, quick, get him!

by Mardexar December 13, 2016

jesper

A Synonym of cool, awesome, wild, or crazy.

Dude, the party is going to be so jesper.

by joe1897 January 11, 2010

Jesper

A name for a bloke with crooked teeth

Ew look at that guy he looks like he got hit it the teeth with a swing i bet u anything his names jesper

by Road man in a van June 3, 2019

double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.

Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.

by steve ji March 17, 2008

Jesper

A nasty married teacher who tries to flirt with his old students trough an anonymous mailaccount.

I got an inappropriate email from mr Johnson today he is such a Jesper!

by pars savcı November 20, 2021

Jesper

1. A person who lies a lot; a person who is bad at lying but lies anyways 2. Wasp

"I didn't lie, I'm not a jesper" " he lied to me about helping his mother with shopping, when he really went to hang out w his friends, he's such a jesper"

by evillittlewhore September 14, 2021

Jesper

Jesper is a stupid ass bitch who likes to pop girls cherries and drop them right after. Jesper is the biggest qwackass to walk this earth and looks like a goofy ass carpenter. He only follows girls on instagram cause that’s how fkn shallow this douche bag of a human is and the guy will literally stick his dick in anything with a pulse. Jesper resembles franklin from treehouse cause he’s that damn fugly. The kid has an ass smoother then a baby’s ass for god sake. Jesper will make you wanna kill yourself because of how dry he is he’s dryer then your grandmas pussy. If your dating a Jesper break up with him, he’ll cheat on you!!!

“Jespers a piece of shit scum bag”

“Jesper fucks anything that’s alive”

by yolo2242 September 13, 2020