He’s my jenson
by Miawmmmmmmm June 4, 2018
Get the Jenson mug.A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?
B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!
A: Oh yah, I forgot.
B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!
A: Oh yah, I forgot.
by Timmy J. April 15, 2008
Get the Timmothy Jenkons mug.When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.
Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.
by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018
Get the The Erin Jenson mug.Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
"Check out jengofett."
While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.
While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.
While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.
While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.
While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
by jengofett December 3, 2009
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Get the JenBomb mug.The effect of a Janzen on other people cause them to have a hard time talking,pronouncing words and/or stuttering resulting in a very funny moment in the conversation.
Person 1: Heyy man, Whats up?
Person 2: Oh nothing just watching some T-t-t-tV
Person 1: hahahaha Man that was some bad Janzophillia
Person 2: Oh nothing just watching some T-t-t-tV
Person 1: hahahaha Man that was some bad Janzophillia
by JO11 January 11, 2012
Get the Janzophillia mug.A very beautiful and inspiring young woman. When she walks into a room, men stop and stare in awe of her beauty, on top of being outrageously beautiful and goregous, she is a very smart and intellegent woman and needs to realize her worth. She is also amazingly talented. She will accomplish many things but the most amazing accomplishment to be done in her life is the undeniable, unconditional love that she will give to one deserving person. She will go above and beyond for the ones she loves and not expect anything in return!
by Eli the Don September 2, 2013
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