Man did you see that jankage in CS
Drew: yo white beezy, bo got janked the other day
Colin: man i knew dat mutha would get janked sum day yo
Drew: yo white beezy, bo got janked the other day
Colin: man i knew dat mutha would get janked sum day yo
by Colin W. July 4, 2006
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Chick: His dick was so small he thought he had two hairs til one of them peed!
Dude: Damn, you just janked on him hard core!
Dude: Damn, you just janked on him hard core!
by sugarrae February 2, 2010
Get the janked on mug.A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
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Get the Jerked Up mug.Jenkem is made by putting shit mixed with urine in a bottle and and covered with a balloon and left out in the sun for several hours or days until fermented, the contents or the bottle will separate and release a gas which is captured in the balloon Inhaling the gas is said to have a high similar to that of cocaine, but with strong hallucinations, it originated in Africa, and is used in America, only by retarded little shit kid middle schoolers who don't know how to get real drugs so they resort to huffing poop
retarded 6th grader- wAnTSa gO Do sUm JEnKeM Is Reelli GOOoD ThIs COooL 7th GrADeR wHoSe pArEnTs gOt dIvOrIcEd tOlD Me tHaT It GeT yOu SOOoooOO hIgH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
reatrded 6th grade girl-- OooOOOHhhH THaT SoNdS SOOOoo cOoOoL!!!!!!!!11 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wEZ bOuT tO gEtZ wAsTeD BaBii!!!!!
reatrded 6th grade girl-- OooOOOHhhH THaT SoNdS SOOOoo cOoOoL!!!!!!!!11 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wEZ bOuT tO gEtZ wAsTeD BaBii!!!!!
by Ryan Paxton December 23, 2007
Get the jenkem mug.I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
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