sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

O'Jeezy Ubeezy

AKA: OxJ
One of the greatest lyricists from Northern California and CEO of Only Great Records.

You heard that new O'Jeezy Ubeezy? That shit slap fr.

by SnugglyAndVeryCuddely April 11, 2021

Jeez-it

Wafers of unlevened bread given at Judeo-Christian holy communion.
Combination of Jesus and Cheez-it.

Excuse me, father? Where can I buy a box of those Jeez-its?

by connick March 4, 2003

jeeziio

Awesome, cool, good. Amazing.

Holy crap, that jump was jeeziio!

Micheal, you are truly, jeeziio.

by blackice123 March 28, 2008

Jeezums

A replacement word for Jesus Christ, used to not take the name of the Lord in vain.

Jeezums, dat shizzle was jiggity fly.

by Mattyfizzle November 20, 2004

Young Jeezy

A very good rapper that is real but not necessarily a lyricist. HE talks about how real the hood is even if some of his rhymes are nursery rhymes.

First Im gunna stack my flow.

Then imma stack some moe.

by _lovely September 5, 2005

Jeezus

The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.

Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.

Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.

Jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."

by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011