jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

jebus parp by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

Jebus Crife 

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

Jebus Crife by Anonymous October 12, 2003

jebus christ 

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

jebus christ by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Jebus Cripes 

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

Jebus Cripes by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Jebus X 

Joe: Also known as the "Generation X Jesus"

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI tear up Egypt.

Jebus X by Del June 14, 2003

Jebus.F.Kennedy 

Jebus.F.Kennedy to put in short wurds is a fucking boss;
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.

He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.

He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .

His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves

Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon

AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS

JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G

Gay little boy: can i vatch heem

JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ

Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS

Jebus.F.Kennedy by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011

Jebus Christus 

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

Jebus Christus by BobDaBich January 31, 2021