Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Jebus X

Joe: Also known as the "Generation X Jesus"

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI tear up Egypt.

by Del June 15, 2003

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

by BobDaBich January 31, 2021