Chocking

when one becomes of a primarily chocolate and/or cocoa bean atomic make-up and begins to take on the form of a chocolate bar.

"oh man. i ate soo much galaxy last nite i started chocking.

by Jay2thex August 30, 2006

Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

jocking my stij

1) The overall theft of someone's style;
2) Questioning someone's style;
3) ass kissing, sucking up or genarel riding of someone's nuts

When your boy comes over and borrows your shirt, pants, boots, and necklace to take out your ex-girlfriend. Your stij has been jocked.

Why you jocking my stij?

by FakeDave September 19, 2006

jocking

When a basketball player doesn't pass the ball. This usually causes a fight.
Also pronounced "jockin"

Player 1: A yo son pass the ball.
Player 2: Na son I got it.
Player 1: A yo quit jocking or ima beat your ass.

by James Cartiere November 28, 2007

Jocking

A sexual act between two gay men.

Ben: Did you hear about Chris and Tom?
Clare: Yup. They were having some jocking fun last night

by quivaaidermoi March 27, 2011

Jocking

to give someone a wedgie

Stephen is jocking Kevin so badly it's not even funny, his boxers are ripping...

by Ireland's Slang April 2, 2008

jocking

Trying to get with your best friends girlfriend.
Originates from Georgia

J is trying to jock Tom's girl

by Crontab March 7, 2005