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Jar Daddy 

Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
Jar Daddy by Roc83 August 29, 2016
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jar of gold

A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!
Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?

Mom: Sandwiches again!

Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!

Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!
jar of gold by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009
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Jar Jar Death 

A way of dying reserved for the only most irritating, annoying, pointless and infuriating of creatures.

The more annoying the person, the more terrible the death - a form of compensation, if you like.

And so, of course, Jar Jar Binks is the namesake here - he alone deserves to die more horribly, more slowly and painfully than anyone else.
That guy deserves a Jar Jar Death
Jar Jar Death by ~swan July 3, 2005

Jar of Flies 

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.
Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.
Jar of Flies by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005

Jar Jar Binks faded 

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.
That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.

jar jar binks is a sith 

He used the forest but nobody noticed
Jar jar is the ultimate with lord so jar jar binks is a sith!!
Changing of fact for no apparent reason by the Joint Aviation Authority in the Theoretical Knowledge requirements for an ATPL(a)

Information required to be known by trainee pilots studying for a JAA-ATPL(a) which is not representative in any way, shape, or form of what actually occurs in reality.

In some cases, the definition of a word may differ depending on which module or subject you are studying. The same is true with key figures.

An example Jar-ism is that the el-nino phenomenon does not exist. (According to JAA when studying global climatology as part of the meteorology syllabus.)

Procedures and figures used in reality are completely different to those required to be known to pass the JAA Theoretical ATPL(a) Exams.
jar-ism by TCP and DD July 24, 2008