Taxi Cab Jumper

When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.

Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!

by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

Jamerica

Jamerica is not common name .. She is a very unique person with a big heart and a gorgeous smile . boys find her very attractive 😛 very shy and crazy ☺

I need me a Jamerica , seriously .😢

by Boodaddy 😇 December 31, 2016

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

scene jumper

A scene jumper is not a poser. A scene jumper is active in more than one music scene. If you were to reject a certain type of music in order to avoid being called a scene jumper that would make you a poser.Liking more than one type of music and attending shows i.e being an active part of that scene as well as another scene makes you a scene jumper. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just being versatile.

Kid One- Likes Pop, tells friends he likes hardcore when he doesn't, goes to shows and doesn't like the music, dresses what he thinks he should = Poser

Teen Two- Likes Rap & Likes Screamo, goes to rap and screamo shows and concerts, is honest with his friends he likes both kinds of music= Scene Jumper

Teen Three- Likes Rap Only, Dresses "scene", goes to rap shows = Loyal to rap music, not a poser not a scene jumper

I like all kinds of music and go to all kinds of shows. I'm a scene jumper. Don't like it? Oh well...

by DCCD September 24, 2008

Tree Jumper

A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.

That dude is in prison for being a Tree Jumper.

by CliftonTravis April 12, 2019

James Jamerson

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.

New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples

by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011