Rio de Janeiro

1.) A good city with HOT WOMEN, but a very LARGE crime rate. They were thinking about putting up a wall to trap escaping bullets from the downtown area of the city, but instead lifted all speed limits so that travelers could go faster without being shot.

Brazilian A: Let's do a driveby!
Brazilian B: We can't since the speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and I can't even hit them
Brazilian A: Fuck you, man

by MORELLIVS July 11, 2005

jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008

Jakirah

Someone who is mean

That girl is a jakirah

by Slæyer August 23, 2016

jakernaker

It's a curse word that means "aww fuck"

Guy 1: Hey did you finish your english essay that worth half your grade?
Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed

by ilovemysnugglebunny March 14, 2010

Jakerage

The act of raging at someone that does not deserve it.

Jake totally just jakeraged at Ashtin.

by Akasnakeyes October 11, 2010

jakaire

A boy who always get girls where revry he goes he is known as the goat h is fye he has a lot of fans

Jakaire swag

by jakaire November 21, 2016

janeiry

A beautiful girl who is really cute and Generous. If you meet someone that her name is Janeiry, it's better to go and get her. She's also funny and if your going to mess with her, you're going to be in big trouble. She doesn't like it iether when you bother her friends, cause once you make fun of her friends or bother them, she'll just get more angry that she will never stop until she beats you up.

Boy 1: Hey, isn't that Janeiry right there
Boy 2: Oh yeah, lets bother her
Boy 3: I don't think that's a good idea

by Angel Hernandez Garcia May 23, 2017