jags

A mis-spelling of the word "haha" often used when typing the word with one hand using swift input. If your finger starts at the "j" instead of "h", it becomes "jags".

What does "jags" mean jags?

by Lew-wap March 14, 2022

Jag

A name of a guy that has a long ass name and is the tallest motherfucker you ever met and and plays so much video games

Yo Jag what’s up

by Da man chicken September 25, 2018

jag

A. To, through no skill of your own, make something fortuitous happen. or
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).

A. You bastard! How did you jag that? (after winning a prize)
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.

by Dav Byrne January 8, 2006

Jag

A verb to be used when one means serious business, and wishes to express their anger. Can mean to hurt, burn, kill, or basically just fuck the person up.

John: You know steve, you're kind of a tool
Steve: Shut up before I jag you.

by Friendly Niggerhood Spiderman February 9, 2014

JAG

Just Another Gook

Damn did you see all the JAG's driving on Colima last night.

by scootard July 9, 2010

jag

a load of banded lumber, or loose lumber that is stacked on the forks of a forklift.

Move that jag out of the way.

by Ron-0 January 1, 2008

jag

a reference to marijuana commenly used by old school hippies.

let's go jag it up(smoke weed).who's holding the jag.

by count jagula July 23, 2005